[Steve Jobs] became increasingly convinced of his own infallibility. It was an error that eventually killed him; the kind of pancreatic cancer he had was essentially curable with early surgical intervention, but Jobs insisted on treating it with “alternative medicine” that didn’t work.

-- Eric S. Raimond

My rule is, if I can't share it with you, I won't take it.

-- Richard Stallman

Cuando la fiesta nacional
yo me quedo en la cama igual,
que la música militar
nunca me supo levantar.
En el mundo pues no hay mayor pecado
que el de no seguir al abanderado.

-- Georges Brassens, cantada por Paco Ibañez

There are excellent proprietary applications that we would love to make available to Ubuntu users and we work to do that.

-- Matt Asay, Canonical's COO

Leegola: Is that a hobbit over there?

Titanius Anglesmith: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.

- Futurama, The Bender's game.

2B OR NOT 2B = FF

-- Vía microsiervos

My New Year's Resolutions are 1600x1200 and 1920x1200.

-- @g0

Imagina que hubiera una guerra y no fuese nadie.

-- Jean Jaurès

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole the bike and asked for forgiveness.

--Anónimo