I did try and fuck her. She was married… I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's not got the big phony tits and everything... I've got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States
[Steve Jobs] became increasingly convinced of his own infallibility. It was an error that eventually killed him; the kind of pancreatic cancer he had was essentially curable with early surgical intervention, but Jobs insisted on treating it with “alternative medicine” that didn’t work.
My rule is, if I can't share it with you, I won't take it.
-- Richard Stallman
Cuando la fiesta nacional
yo me quedo en la cama igual,
que la música militar
nunca me supo levantar.
En el mundo pues no hay mayor pecado
que el de no seguir al abanderado.
-- Georges Brassens, cantada por Paco Ibañez
There are excellent proprietary applications that we would love to make available to Ubuntu users and we work to do that.
-- Matt Asay, Canonical's COO
Leegola: Is that a hobbit over there?
Titanius Anglesmith: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.
- Futurama, The Bender's game.
2B OR NOT 2B = FF
-- Vía microsiervos
My New Year's Resolutions are 1600x1200 and 1920x1200.
-- @g0
Imagina que hubiera una guerra y no fuese nadie.
-- Jean Jaurès
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole the bike and asked for forgiveness.
--Anónimo